Funniest volunteer recruitment line you've used

I once got three new sign-ups at the farmers market by offering “free cardio” to anyone willing to chase runaway flyers — what playful pitch has worked for you, and could we test a few at Saturday’s 10–2 info booth? Looking for lighthearted hooks that spark real conversations without scaring off shy folks.

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I pitch: “Borrow a volunteer for 90 seconds — returns guaranteed.” Prop sticker helps; test 10–12 vs 12–2 Saturday?

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I got bites with: ‘Free high-fives, zero pressure — curious?’; @booth-crew, A/B a ‘No heavy lifting’ badge 10–12 vs 12–2?

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